What it is: Burritos Cheeseburgers Steak Cheeseburgers topped with avocado or guacamole What Doonan Says: 'I have a lot of straight friends,” he said. “And a lot of them are a very different shape. And that’s a function of eating too many meatloafs, too many steaks, too many jumbo burritos.' What Kinsey Says: The Kinsey 0 is 'exclusively heterosexual.' What We Say: Burritos are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and bring together Doonan's unholy trinity of meat, cheese, and avocado (along with that dodge-worthy sour cream). Then again, we've seen that combination on cheeseburgers (though the article doesn't mention that). Muscle hairy cum gay swallow gay porn videos in HD quality will keep you hard. The Outlier: There doesn't appear to be one. *This guide doesn't take into account the Kinsey X- asexuality, which would be of course, no food at all or some boring pictures of ice water.